It was decided over brussels sprouts,
That we would never again have brussels sprouts.
For I, not wanting to leave
And You, not wanting to leave
Me Wanting either,
To scrap the sprouts.
Because if it wasn’t the sprouts,
It would have to be something else.
And in 500 square feet, anything
Else simply wouldn’t do.
Because besides the kitchen sink,
there’s only me and you:
So anything else, simply